Captain Terry's Rousing Speech Revealed
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The England captain is preparing to rally the troops before the Croatia game. We've got a few ideas what he might be planning to say. And we got through the whole lot without mentioning JJ...
1) "The good news is that Stewart's not playing."
2) "We've kept six clean sheets with two centre-halves. Just think what we can do with three..."
3) "Look, we all know Owen Hargreaves was never any good anyway, so there's absolutely no way we'll miss him."
4) "We're a team of world-class players - we've got Rooney and me and Wayne and..."
5) "...And they've got Bosko Balaban. How hard can it be?"
6) "They've never lost a qualifier at home in 14 years, so they're definitely ripe for a thrashing."
7) "Davor Suker, Goran Ivanisevic, Saint Joseph, Dr Kovac - your boys are going to get one hell of a beating."
8) "Just give the ball to Lamps on the edge of the box and let's just all bloody hope there's somebody standing in the way."
9) "Steve says that statistically we're the best team in the world. Obviously I don't know what statistically means, but it sounds good."
10) "Hang on, wait a minute, I've just got a text message...she wants to what? Rio, I might need you later."
The England captain is preparing to rally the troops before the Croatia game. We've got a few ideas what he might be planning to say. And we got through the whole lot without mentioning JJ...
1) "The good news is that Stewart's not playing."
2) "We've kept six clean sheets with two centre-halves. Just think what we can do with three..."
3) "Look, we all know Owen Hargreaves was never any good anyway, so there's absolutely no way we'll miss him."
4) "We're a team of world-class players - we've got Rooney and me and Wayne and..."
5) "...And they've got Bosko Balaban. How hard can it be?"
6) "They've never lost a qualifier at home in 14 years, so they're definitely ripe for a thrashing."
7) "Davor Suker, Goran Ivanisevic, Saint Joseph, Dr Kovac - your boys are going to get one hell of a beating."
8) "Just give the ball to Lamps on the edge of the box and let's just all bloody hope there's somebody standing in the way."
9) "Steve says that statistically we're the best team in the world. Obviously I don't know what statistically means, but it sounds good."
10) "Hang on, wait a minute, I've just got a text message...she wants to what? Rio, I might need you later."
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